therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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