You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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