Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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