champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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