Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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