I hate your face
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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