plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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