Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
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So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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