she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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