i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
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