How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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