who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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