you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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