Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?