"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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