I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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