your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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