ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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