How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
