Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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