I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
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