Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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