dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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