you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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