you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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