So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
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I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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