Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Every concussion has its silver lining
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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