How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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