She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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