worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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