Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Just invented taco cereal.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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