____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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