grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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