He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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