haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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