The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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