And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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