so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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