Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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