I want to have your abortion
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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