butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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