yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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