It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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