You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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