I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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