i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
You left your underwear on the fireplace
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Drunk is a universal language darling
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