A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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