i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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