I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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