your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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