They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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