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he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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