it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
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I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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