doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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