I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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