um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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