i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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