I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
You work out of a Hotel?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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