brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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