everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
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Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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